Hahahaha

How could this not be a parody?

Yeo’s research agency produced a booklet to attract aggressive and independent students. It is crafted to resemble a scrapbook of e-mails, diary entries and quotations from “Chairman Yeo‘’ collected by two fictitious scholarship students, Samantha and Tian.

“Encourage the kids to listen to their heartstrings … to spurn the compulsion to go with the tide,'’ Sam tells Tian.

I mean, yeah, we know about those tacky scrapbook things, but I’m surprised they’re shameless enough to tell the press about them.